Abruptly created and thrown into a comic universe, Jen strikes a deal with the narrator and is given a pair of
wings in exchange for the awareness of her own mortality. Initially pessimistic and a little shy, she grows to
enjoy the company of the strange people she meets on her journeys.
Introduced as a chain-smoking store clerk, she gets drawn into the story when all her material possessions are
destroyed and she decides to leave everything behind and hop a train for the sake of adventure.
In the meantime she becomes a friend and somewhat of a mentor to Jen.
A crazy, grinning pyromaniac who escaped from the local asylum and sets important plot elements on fire.
Not too many people have a town named after them during their lifetime, but Sheriff Ecksford definitely stands
out in a crowd. Maybe it's his massive frame or his stereotypical highway patrol uniform, but he certainly
comes off as an intimidating authority figure.
She insists that you pronounce it 'ro-DAY-o' or you're likely to have your face pulverized into meat paste.
Short-tempered and tough as nails, she's used to having life piss on her and she especially dislikes men.
Dayna's past is shady at best, and she may have previously known Rio. She carries a bass guitar, and was
purportedly a member of a band.
Bad-Ass and Cummstein
A costumed homosexual crimefighting duo, wait, is that right? Huh, yeah I guess it is. Well, okay, so..
Bad-Ass wears an ass-shaped helmet and drives the Assmobile, and Cummstein (pronounce it like a STYNE) wears
a device called the Wanginator that can apparently shoot hot wads of.. hey, you know what, I'll stop right here.
He likes breakdancing on the sidewalk and hanging out in the motel, getting high, and enjoying his relationship
with Allison. His life is pretty easy.
Allison 'Ally' Vunderland
Ally, known as the Queen of Dock Street, is the proprietor of an abandoned motel turned shelter in the town of
Elseville. She also has a giant marijuana farm in the basement and supplies the residents and guests with as
much as they'd like.
A self-proclaimed expert in the art of Gung Foo, an offshoot martial art that utilizes mental intimidation.
Later revealed to be half-vampire.
A mysterious antagonist appears! She wants a sample of Jen's blood, but for what purpose is unknown as she
relentlessly hunts her down even after several fights with Taffy. There is some past connection with her and
Dayna, as their belts bear the same cryptic emblem.
Saskia Estassia and Boris Karpov
This unstable couple end up on a journey into the badlands as one of the side arc stories. They have a disagreement
about dropping acid together, with Boris opting out and Saskia doing it anyway.
Sonja Boon and Doreaugard
Sonja, a character from Sephen, reappears in a
third branching story arc and appears to have matured. While taking on an
assassination mission with her partner, they meet some resistance along the way.
Other Supporting Characters
Salty runs a diner, and can make a mean prairie dog burger with a side of garter snake rings. Two Old Lechers die at a strip club. The Vermillion County Coroner joins up with Ecksford's case. Major Tom, one of Ecksford's old friends, is also enlisted to solve the case. Owen is a smartass who escaped from debt collectors, and now works as a rat for Rio. 1-I is another of Rio's henchmen. His name's basically a short form of 'one-eye'. The Aomidoro Family, Jaida, Bob, and Deuse jump through time and land in the middle of the story.
Deuse has somehow tracked down Taffy specifically, whether or not she is related to or is an alternate version of
Marlie Kincade is unknown, but they instantly recognize each other. Erica takes over as a temporary narrator and joins the cast. Ross 'Red' Bairn is the cheerful captain of the Mechanical Sandera, an old wooden frigate. Ping is the Sandera's first mate, and has a pet crow named Martini. Martini is a crow who quotes internet memes and political issues. The Deckhand on the Sandera is quiet and keeps to himself, usually doing chores and taking night watch. #3 and Pyre serve as a blockade to Sonja's mission.